How To Be A Master Chief


I'd be a Master Chief on a ship that sails the sea.
I'd like to wear that uniform, a youngster said to me.

Said I, Let's ask the Master Chief what a youngster has to do,
who wants to be the Master Chief of a vessel and her crew.

There was a twinkle in his eye as unto us he said,
Well, first I lugged an anchor chain until my hands were red.

I scrubbed the decks and learned the ropes and trundled bales down below.
I washed the dishes for the cook, but that was years ago.

I carried slop and polished brass, when I was young like you.
There wasn't anything about the ship I didn't do.

I stokered and I learned to oil, and in a year or two,
They let me take a trick at the wheel, which I had longed to do.

And well I mind the happy lump, which came into my throat,
The day they made number one of the number seven boat.

I served as a Petty Officer for several years, or more,
And by and by a Chief Petty Officer's uniform I wore.

And when I learned a little more on the deep and by the bars,
My Captain recommended me to wear the Master's stars.

So, when you see a Master Chief in his braided uniform,
It means he's been tried below and tried above in a storm.

He's had many years of service in the crow's nest, and in the hold,
And worked his way from the bottom up to earn his stars and gold.

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