(Sung to the music for "Ghost Riders in the Sky")
I went and joined the Navy in 1993
  With any luck next week (tomorrow, today, etc.) they'll make
  a Chief out of me
  But now "Please shark don't eat me!" has become my
  battle cry
  I've got sand and sweat in my eyes!
The call came from the Skipper, late one night past
  10
  He said, "Congratulations, now get ready to
  begin…"
  "…CPO Transition, cause I know you're just the
  guy…"
  "…Who loves sand and sweat in his
  eyes!"
(Chorus)
  Oh, feel the pain!
  Oh, no, no, no!
  I've got sand and sweat in my eyes!
The next day we got together, us Selectees and the
  Chiefs
  They gave us several taskers and they gave us lots of grief
  They said, "PT tomorrow, be there by zero
  five…"
  "…To get sand and sweat in your
  eyes!"
We began with lots of stretches, then we formed up for
  the run
  A SEAL Chauffeur behind us started yelling,
  "Git-er-done!"
  I ran for several miles and I felt like I would die
  I've got sand and sweat in my eyes!
(Chorus)
  Oh, feel the pain!
  Oh, no, no, no!
  I've got sand and sweat in my eyes!
Then Senior Chief did something that gave us quite a
  chill
  He charged up to the front and started shouting, "Take that
  hill!"
  So down to the beach we ran so we could have a try
  At getting sand and sweat in our eyes!
Later on at Quarters, I tried to say the Creed
  I screwed it up so bad the CMC would find the need
  To chew my ass so badly that I lost a pound or five
  Because of sand and sweat in my eyes
(Chorus)
  Oh, feel the pain!
  Oh, no, no, no!
  I've got sand and sweat in my eyes!
Optional Master Chief Goebel verse
Well I went and joined the Navy back in 1823
  With any luck some day they'll let me die with dignity
  But now, "Please change my Depends!" has become my
  battle cry!
  I'm a crabby old kind of guy!
Oh, feel the pain!
  Oh no, no, no!
  I've got Metamucil in my eyes!
  I've got prune juice in… my eyes!